‘Twas the night before Xmas

Our twist on the Famous Poem

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all though Park House,

Not a computer was switched on, not even a mouse,

The case updates were completed on ‘Progress’ – with care,

In the hope that GDPR errors would never occur there!


The office staff were nestled all snug in their beds,

With talk of P1, P2 and JMs dancing in their heads,          (office jargon!)

On a sleigh of mediation WSMS did appear,

To spread all around the dispute resolution cheer.


A listening ear and an impartial stance,

Allows our clients to do the mediation dance,

With agreements reached thanks to skilled mediators,

No need here for enforcers or terminators!


Nick tries to avoid the charity being ‘on our uppers’,

Conscious that there’s no pay to be had unless he ‘songs for one’s supper’,

The funding bids go hither and thither,

Almost to the point where he’s like a plant that does wither!


With fine trustees, mediators and staff all united,

We hope that 2019 will make us excited,

We’ll give neighbours the tools to put their disputes right,

Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.